Abs! Butt! Mental Stability! Sign me up!

I know the scandal du jour with Sketchers shoes has more to do with them marketing "toned up" rears to the pre-tween scene, but I want to talk about a side-effect of these fug bottomed shoes that is SO obviously being overlooked. Apparently, while toning your rear and tightening your abs, these popular shoes also shoot high doses of Valium/Xanax/Extacy through your heels and directly into your bloodstream.

What? You don't believe me? Then let's just ask Brooke Burke:

I mean why else would you skip and twirl through your house and just giggle as your kids shave the dog? 

THIS must be what my issue is.

Damn Nikes. 

Comments

[Nicole Welkener]

I knew I was doing something wrong. :/

;) Too funny!

[stefanie]

Hilarious. Do you think she gets dizzy?

[Chelsea @ Someday I'll Learn]

Valium shoes...I MUST have a pair!!

[suzanne]

ok-THANK YOU. you have no idea how much i just needed to roll around on the floor laughing.