Jason: You have a big splotch on your shirt there..
Me: Yes, I know. It's breast milk.
Jason: Oh.
Me: It's tough being this glamorous this early in the morning.
LMAO... very tough, indeed!
Did I tell you about the perfect circle of breastmilk that formed on my $500 evening gown 10 minutes before we left for a formal? Glamor and breastfeeding definitely don't mix.
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LMAO... very tough, indeed!
Did I tell you about the perfect circle of breastmilk that formed on my $500 evening gown 10 minutes before we left for a formal? Glamor and breastfeeding definitely don't mix.